posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 1
On the downside, I’m not that attractive.
On the UPside, if I lived back in Aztec times, they wouldn’t sacrifice me to the Gods for my beauty, by tearing my beating heart out of my chest…
So there’s that…
According to science we are actually getting more attractive, so there’s a good chance they would consider you beautiful and thus sacrificeable. Sorry dude, no getting out of this one.
Welcome to my twisted mind. Behold this picture of a white woman smoking. Lay witness to some pastel flowers. So fucking twisted.
girls, don’t ever let a man tell u ya vagina is ugly or unworthy of his mouth and tongue. men can’t say shit when they got that lumpy vienna sausage with hair on it and two long eggs wrapped up in some loose skin. ya vagina is beautiful and if a man wanna talk shit he can go slap his balls up against someone elses asshole.
I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation
hey guys, i feel like something is wrong with my ask box because it says i have four messages when i go to my inbox, but there’s only the three that i have kept in there. i feel like i might not be getting anon messages, so if you can really quickly just send me a random anon message and then a message not on anon saying that you did it pleeeease, thank you!
"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
Ms. Everdeen, it’s the things we love most that destroy us.